"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"
All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.
"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again."
True love! This guy’s got it!
This story made my heart melt.
There wasn’t much left so it only took a few seconds.
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself