Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife
(Source: girl-non-grata, via kelci-mccarthy)
xmjc:
2 seconds of this played before it crashed and i was already crying with laughter.
iM WATCHIFNG THIS ON A BUS IN PUBLIC
NO NONO NO NOOOOOOOO
I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN AHAHAHAHA
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It appears Michelangelo depicted God as residing within a brain.
http://proud-atheist.tumblr.com
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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told
who the fuck changed ‘fuckers’ to ‘meaners’
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Are you ready to challenge John Krasinski to a lip sync-off?
THAT BEARD.
The world is going to be a much worse place when John Krasinski isn’t on TV regularly anymore.
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The Office makes me want to cry.
since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need
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Cute Without the ‘E’ | Taking Back Sunday
“Why can’t I feel anything from anyone other than you?”
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